"You say To-mato, I say To-Mia"

Nonsensical abstract collage on 11 in. x 14 in. canvas
+ Modge Podge, spray paint, and metallic tape border,
1st developed for Memorial Day 2018 and later revised

When I receive "WTF" comments in response to this playfully-assembled tableau, I assume they ought to be translated as "WATERCRESS TOMATO FARROW!"

Now, here at the season's opposite end, I've taken it upon myself to incorporate darker background shading by way of spray paint and to insert a bloom of ruffled greens in one particularly suggestive region (a placement more appropriate for Labor Day, given my focus here on the *ahem* female groin).  May edit further...