Monday, September 27, 2021

I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have A Better Life

My diminutive skeleton-boy stuffed toy, whose cap is signed:

To LorenaLove, Tim Burton

(From his 2006 meet ‘n greet event in promotion of the DVD release of Corpse Bride at the Union Square Virgin Records store. Shown next to a favorite cat mug for scale, as well as a reference to my previous post, the short essay Hello, Kitty: Appreciating the Catwoman of Tim Burton’s Batman Returns.)

Fun fact:  Tim Burton and I share a birthday -- August 25th!

Hello, Kitty

Appreciating the Catwoman of Tim Burton's "Batman Returns"

Among the many memorable screen entrances of Hollywood enchantresses, Gilda and Jessica Rabbit made two of the sultriest introductions I can recall as an impressionable girl growing up with a VCR and liberally-appointed movie library in the early 1990s. Yet even these two legends of celluloid barely hold a (Roman) candle to the explosive cartwheeling that Catwoman brings to Tim Burton’s Batman Returns.


Licking my wounds and still seething from recent (and long-past) male sexual infractions, I was inspired this weekend to revisit that 1992 fantasy tour-de-force. And you can sure bet your popcorn it delivered, providing a bizarrely satisfying, unapologetically confident symbolic avatar for my pent-up poisons. In a tight and tense two hours Michelle Pfeiffer’s Selina Kyle more than reclaims power over her personal narrative. Hers is a supporting, supplicant, cowering “corn dog” character (as she herself self-berates) that quickly gets rewritten as a modern, self-actualized black-widow-type temptress. It’s a jaw-dropping, almost absurdly provocative transformation from doormat-dormouse to vixen-vigilante, punisher-panther, amazon-avenger. No longer is she a sad sack trembling wallflower and acquiescing (literal) pushover stammering through mundane secretarial duties for Gotham’s multi-millionaire business tycoon Max Shreck (a sneering, staccato-voiced Christopher Walken in guy-liner and Amadeus hair). Instead, Pfeiffer’s iconic antihero is hellbent on strictly serving her *own* soured-milk vendetta — however twisted, cynical, and misguided it may be. She is steered by a furious thirst for undiluted, ice-cold retribution, ultimately sacrificing all but one of her nine lives to seeing through with her deadly reprisals. “A kill for a kill” she insists to Max, he himself having casually thrust her out of a skyscraper office window when she unearthed his schemes while obediently toiling after hours on the company payroll.


But what in all this cascade of chaos does she want? Whatever she toyingly conveys with the erotic black-latex jumpsuit it’s certainly not to be wooed nor to settle-down — Selina won’t even let Danny DeVito’s circus-freak Penguin (née Oswald Cobblepot) lay a deformed finger-flipper on her person. “Money. - Jewels. - A *very* big ball of string,” suggests the foppish Walken, aiming to negotiate before his inevitable demise. No, she can’t be bought. Or had. “Bruce, I would… I would love to live with you in your castle forever just like in a fairytale. I just couldn’t live with myself,” she flatly informs Michael Keaton’s Batman as he watches, aghast and horrified, by the subsequent electrocution of her former employer, delivered with what proves to be a high-wattage smile in the truest sense. In my mind, her words summon comparison to Breakfast at Tiffany’s, a certainly less violent romantic soufflé —but a film classic also threaded with an unmistakable female/feline metaphor. While frantically searching for her escaped ginger tabby, Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) responds to a man’s proposal of love with: “People don’t belong to people. …I’ll never let ANYONE put me in a cage.” Thirty-one years later, as Madonna’s Express Yourself was championing girl-power over the airwaves, Catwoman offered males everywhere the same sentiment, albeit in a more deranged delivery. “As a woman, I can’t be taken for granted,” Pfeiffer’s shock-red lips famously purr. “Life’s a bitch — now so am I.”

This cat’s out of the bag,
and fellas, 
she’s not going back in.

Meowvelous.

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

“I Egg Your Parton (I Never Promised You A Rose Garden)”

Surreal collage on 11 in. x 14 in. black canvas with metallic polka-dot washi tape edging (incorporating magazine AND flower catalog paper imagery, spray paint, acrylic paint, and glossy Mod Podge sealant)

"Rose Garden" performed by Lynn Anderson (and later, I believe, Dolly Parton) is found on YouTube


Parton's comments, quoted below, bring to mind my favorite word, petrichor, defined by Oxford Languages as a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather:

"I make a point to appreciate all the little things in life.  I go out and smell the air after a good, hard rain.  These small actions help remind me that there are so many great, glorious pieces of good in the world."  - D. P.

#backwoodsbarbie

Thursday, August 12, 2021

"Meat Dreams (Are Made of Leaves)"

Abstract collage using paper and Mod Podge on spray-painted 11 in. x 14 in. black mounted canvas framed by peridot green sparkle washi tape

Monday, August 9, 2021

Pencil Portraits of People's Progeny

Once a year or two I spend an afternoon on a pencil sketch, having honestly never attempted anything but dorky collages or amateurish abstract paintings in the interim. The only reason I’ve even bothered at all has been to continue with a once-in-a-blue-moon series of baby portraits for those in my life, however distantly, kicking off with my sister’s two boys and then a few others as more and more of my favorite people seem to be embracing parenthood.

My choice of tools are always the same: a mechanical #2 grade Pencil-Mate “Sharpwriter”, a tortillon or blending stump, tinted Strathmore charcoal paper, and a large printed photograph for reference. (The only alteration was the addition of white watercolor paint for minor highlights in the piece from late 2021.)
Elias William at 6 mo. (June 2017)
Marvel Monroe at 6 mo. (May 2019)
Noa Mae at 6 mo. (February 2020)
Asa Alexander at 4 mo. (February 2020)
Sabastienne Savage (“Baz”) at 3 mo. (July 2021)
Nellie Ault at 3 mo. (December 2021)

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

In Good Company

- TAKING A STAB AT "THE SHINING" DURING QUARANTINE -

Leave it to “The Shining” to find a way of burying uneasiness in the recesses of one’s brain.  After making it a pandemic project to read the 660-page novel —and its cheesy, dumbed-down, opportunistic sequel “Doctor Sleep” for good measure— I revisited Stanley Kubrick’s jarring, haunting, hypnotic, darkly funny movie adaptation, an undisputed horror classic, this past weekend.  But here’s the thing:  I randomly chose May 23rd to screen it after having the DVD set aside for days.  That date is significant for being not only the birthday of a perfectly-cast Scatman Crothers, who memorably fulfilled the role of kindly telepathic cook Dick Hallorann, but it also is —and I kid you not— the 41st anniversary of the film’s U.S. theatrical premiere.  

In order to dispel some of the creepiness of this realization, I’m sharing my thoughts comparing the two —that indeed both versions are impressive masterpieces of their respective genres, but different and distinct in ways that ultimately gives Kubrick’s the edge for its many more indications of artful, studied genius and shocking “aha” realizations and reveals.  Perhaps it’s because I’m more of a visual person, but the sweeping elegance and strict, clean efficiency of its tightly-framed landscape —aligned in eerie symmetry and *literal* splashes of red— is ultimately so much more effecting.  What’s more, the film goes further than the book to hit home unmistakable themes of misogyny, male vanity/self-importance/entitlement, and of course Jack Torrance’s maddening aspirations towards being an author of importance —the quintessential “tortured artist”.  

I find it especially frustrating to witness the continued hand-wringing over the “enigmatic” nature of Kubrick’s take when so many of its seemingly-random and so-called inscrutable moments are lifted straight from Stephen King’s own pages.  What’s more, these scattered clues help contribute to its crazy, confounding, remarkable weirdness by lending to the work’s fantastical nightmare vision.  Its fascinating, vicious 2 1/2 hours easily laid ground for the modern Japanese horror genre and perhaps even inspired —or at the very least helped flame— the oeuvre of David Lynch, as there likely could never have been a Black Lodge without an Overlook Hotel.  Of course, this is merely my own suspicions and not something I’ve otherwise investigated.  

In the end, I recommend reading the source material before moaning of a bungled and unfaithful movie adaptation.  Oh, and also never stay on a property reportedly built atop an ancient Indian burial site.  

(Just saying.)

Sunday, May 23, 2021

"Medallions"

12 in. x 12 in. vintage imagery collage on square canvas with enamel latex paint, Mod Podge, and metallic washi tape trim in patterned bronze & black

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Monday, April 12, 2021

"Once Upon A Meat-ress"

11” x 14” paper and Mod Podge collage 
of classical nude / seed catalog / deli meat imagery 
on painted canvas (with sparkle tape edge)

*Title NOT to be confused with "Meat Dress," 
which is something Lady Gaga claims ownership of